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peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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prettyemoji:

even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowmanimage

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

andythanfiction:



honestly I’m not even surprised anymore

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

andythanfiction:

honestly I’m not even surprised anymore

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distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

distraction:

cumaway:

OMFG

OH MY GOD

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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hey anons
i like anons
random anons
cute anons
pervy anons
curious anons
cmere anons

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

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sarcasticallysassy:

lovedtypething:

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

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bobdoom:


"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

bobdoom:

"You expect me to jump off of this cliff?  Are you insane?"

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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

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imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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